Limited Edition Drops
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Are you ready to go out in style and attitude? Each shirt isn't just a piece of fabric; it's also a loud, unashamed joke. Our tees are made for bold people who like their clothes to have a lot of tongue in them. Sometimes they do all three at the same time. We've got you covered whether you like the bare minimum, make fun of the "special" ones, or just love a good sarcastic laugh. Putting on one of our t-shirts is like putting on your day's most sarcastic thought. So, why blend in with boring t-shirts when you can stand out, be funny, and tell the world that laughter is the best treatment, even if it's at our own expense? Be like no-one but yourself when you wear an Adult Choking Hazard tee. Make a statement with something witty and wild. You’ll stand out from the crowd and make your presence known, with a sarcastic smirk and a drop-dead-gorgeous outfit. Now go on out and turn some heads!
This classic jersey tee is made from high-quality cotton and is suitable for both sexes. The shoulder tape and ribbed knit collar offer durability without sacrificing comfort, and the dual side seams guarantee a constant fit. The softest shirt you'll ever wear.
Fabric is lightweight; retail cut; true to size
It's important to note that our products are made-to-order. Once an order has been placed and the production process has completed, your item(s) will be carefully prepared for shipping.
We work hard to have your order ready to ship in 3 - 5 business days or less. Your order will then be shipped either USPS or UPS and arrive to you within 4 - 6 business days as standard shipping. Upgrades to Express Shipping may be available for a small fee on certain products and should arrive in 2 business days.
For complete details, please check out our Shipping Policy.
We have a 30-day exchange policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request an exchange for Damaged or Wrong Item Received. If you received the correct size that you ordered and you wish to exchange for a larger or smaller size, we are here to accommodate a one-time exchange.
Boxers / Socks / Leggings / Underwear / Face masks We apologize, we do not exchange any boxers, socks, underwear, or face masks due to hygiene and safety.
For complete details, please check out our Policy Page.